Galactic Dangerous Razor Wars: An Auto-Generated Plot
Whilst goofing around on the innernets, I found a page that allowed me to enter in a number of key words and generate a story outline. As such, I present you with:
Galactic Dangerous Razor Wars
– a science fiction novel
by Stephen Knight
A long, long time ago in a dangerous, dangerous galaxy…
After leaving the ravaged planet Earth, a group of people fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a dirty space base.
Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by The Law, a snooty fairy capable of lust and even violence.
Terrified, an idyllic pixie known as Leona Eklund flees the Empire, with her protector, Scott Mulligan.
They head for Shanghai on the planet Klendathu. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Mulligan uses his dangerous razor to defend Leona.
Mulligan and Pixie Leona decide it’s time to leave Klendathu and steal a SCEV to shoot their way out.
They encounter a tribe of old folk. Mulligan is attacked and the pixie is captured by the old folk and taken back to Shanghai.
Mulligan must fight to save Pixie Leona but when he accidentally unearths a violent sandwich, the entire future of the dangerous, ravaged galaxy is at stake.
It even gives reviews!
Praise for Galactic Dangerous Razor Wars
“I really, really, really hope that Mulligan saves Pixie Leona because I love this story soooooo much!”
– The Daily Tale
“A snooty fairy, a tribe of old folk and an idyllic pixie – haven’t we seen this before somewhere?”
– Enid Kibbler
I think this could work, with some help! Well…maybe not, but the violent sandwich part has potential.
All right, back to work for me…